just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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