I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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