You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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