...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
