At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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