Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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