I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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