So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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