Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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