Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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