Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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