Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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