I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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