Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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