Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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