My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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