Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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