If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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