actually, I'm a sock model
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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