Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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