Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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