Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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