u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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