When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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