1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
He passed out mid-signature
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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