This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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