A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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