I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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