I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Randomize
