her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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