We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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