Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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