I wanna bring you to show and tell
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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