Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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