We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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