He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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