okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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