I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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