if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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