nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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