That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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