Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
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