How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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