At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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