I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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