Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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