Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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