He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
My vagina just clenched in fear
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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