don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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