He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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