She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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