if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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