Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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