? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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